I just love Aussie jokes and so I am always on the lookout for them. A lot of the times I get one in an email from friends who know my love for them. This joke is from one of my work mates. For those of you not familiar with Aussie slang, a chook is a chicken of the feathered variety.
A motorist was driving quietly along the road when, suddenly, his eyes goggled as, believe it or not, he espied a three-legged chook running beside him. It suddenly made a right hand turn, heading up a side track towards a nearby farm house. Intrigued, the motorist decided to follow the chook. At the end of the track, he met a farmer leaning on a gate.
The motorist said, “You probably won?t believe this, but I reckon I saw a three-legged chook running this way.”
The farmer was nonchalant in response. “Yep, we breed them here.”
“But why?” asked the motorist.
“Well, you see, I like a leg, my wife likes a leg, and me son likes a leg.”
“And what do they taste like?”
“Dunno”, replied the farmer, “No one can catch the little bastards.”
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Hey, I think that guy lives in Nebraska. LOLOLOL
That’s pretty good, old man.
I’m glad you like it, and as long as I can still get it up I don’t consider myself that old lol
LOL
Now there’s an image I’ll never get out of my head.
But it is good to know. ;))
Yep, you never know when it may come in handy, that’s for sure.
With this conversation, do you really think the term “come in handy” is really the best choice of words?
LOLOLOL
It’s a good thing we’ve both got good senses of humor. LOL lol
Come in Handy? Yeah, I suppose it might be a bit of a mouthful. 😀
My my my. You have such a way with words. LOL
And with that I reckon I’ve been sucked dry of comments 😉
Ok, you win. LOL
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Not my intention, thanks all the same, and you may rise now, I don’t want you getting any ideas 😉