Damn I love these emails (not the junk ones) when they come up with a good joke. I thought this one would be a great one to include in this blog, as it fits in really well. It’s all to do with marketing.

You see a pretty girl at a party so you go up to her and say “I’m fantastic in the sack!” Thats called direct marketing.

When you’re at a party with a bunch of mates and see a real honey, one of your mates goes up to her points to you and says, “He’s fantastic in bed!” That’s advertising.

You’re at a party, you spot this babe, so you get up and straighten your tie, walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her purse after she drops it, offer her a ride and say, “Oh in case you haven’t heard, I am fantastic in bed!” That’s public relations.

Your at a party and this gorgeous girl walks up to you and says, “I hear you are fantastic in bed.” That’s brand recognition.

Oh well, I liked it.