I love it when I get jokes in the email because it gives me a good laugh and the opportunity to do a post on it on one of my blogs. I received this one today and I hope you guys enjoy it as much as I did. Feel free to link to this post so that your friends can enjoy it as well.
Men strike back!
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can’t even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It’s one of those “evolutionary things” that allows
Them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with “A man once told me…“
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How do you fix a woman’s watch?
You don’t. There is a clock on the oven.
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Why do men pass gas more than women?
Because women can’t shut up long enough to
Build up the required pressure.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He’ll shut up once you let him in.
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What’s worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won’t do what she’s told.
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I married a Miss Right.
I just didn’t know her first name was Always.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman’s sex drive by 90%.
It’s called a Wedding Cake.
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
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Sire, I came over from Christine’s blog where she mentioned us both. I just had to say thanks for this post — I haven’t laughed this hard in a while. I do a spotlight on my blog where I link to blogs that I think deserve recognition. I’ll be adding yours. 😉
Why Thanks Mark, I am glad you enjoyed it and that you took the time to comment, and isn’t Christine a doll of a blogger, what we call a grouse sheila.
Oh most definitely! 😉
aawwww, you’re both just too damn sweet. LOL
Oh, and Mark, just to let you know, Sire makes as much fun of men as he does of women. He’s and equal opportunity pain in the butt. LOL
Joking Sire. I just found out that ya’ll down under have already brought in the New Year, so I had to come over and say
oops, hit the wrong button
HAPPY NEW YEAR, SIRE!!!!
Have you had a little too much to drink Christine? Happy New Year Christine :clap_tb: