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A Teacher’s Story About Stuttering

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Do you know how you get those funny emails from your friends every now and again? Well usually people just send them on to others, and so do I, but when I get one that I think is especially funny I like to include it in one of my blog posts. This is one of those occasions. I sure hope you like this one.

A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. “Human beings are the only animals that stutter,’ she says

A little girl raises her hand. ‘I had a kitty-cat who stuttered.’

The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.

“Well,” she began, ‘I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!’
‘That must’ve been scary,’ said the teacher.

‘It sure was,’ said the little girl. ‘My kitty raised her back, went “Ffffff!, Ffffff!, FfffffF,” but before she could say ‘Fuck-off !,’ the Rottweiler ate her!

The teacher had to leave the room.

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The Search For Osama Bin Ladin Would Be Over If?

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Ever had one of those mornings when you could do with a pick me up, something that will make you smile? Well if this is one of those days I hope that this video will be just the thing you’re looking for.

It’s pretty well all about the search for Osama Bin Laden, you know, the wanker that started the whole September 11 thing?

Really though, if you think about it, wouldn’t it have been better to have some spy knock him off?

Anyway, although, being an Aussie, I’ve never heard of Mike Marino he seems to be a bit of a character. Here are some DVDs of the man that you might enjoy.

If you’re more interested in Osama Bin Laden, then perhaps these books are more to your liking.


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Looking After Your Wife

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I got this in an email today. I found it funny, but that may be because I’m and Aussie. I’ve printed it just as I received it. What do you think, did you find it to be funny?

A note from a compassionate, loving and caring Aussie husband…

LOOK AFTER YOUR WIFE…..

A couple of weeks ago, I was sitting on the patio, drinking beer and watching my wife mow the lawn.

Cheryl from next door saw us and was so upset that she came over and yelled at me, “You lazy prick! Sitting there drinking beer while your poor wife pushes that ancient lawn mower around! Get up off your fat arse and give her a break !”

I thought ‘Shit woman!’ Took another swig from my stubby, wiped the cold foam from my lips, lifted my sunnies, stared directly at this nosey cow and told her in no uncertain terms to sod off and mind her own business. I told her my wife had green fingers and that she really enjoyed gardening.

After a few days I felt really bad, so I went out and bought her a ride-on mower to show my sensitive side. I’m really proud of the deal I got and also very proud that my wife can now sit down while mowing the lawn. Yes guys, we should take good care of our wives… then maybe they’ll take good care of us.

I’ve attached a picture below…hope it comes through OK

heck, if nothing else it shows Aussie ingenuity!

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