I did a video the other day called Funny Parrot jokes, and so I thought, in honour of that video, today’s Heaps Of Jokes post should be about some LOL parrot jokes.
LOL Parrot Jokes Parrot & The Burglar
One peaceful night a burglar breaks into a house while the owners are out on the town. As he creeps through the family room, shining his torch on the floor, he hears a voice say, “Jesus is watching you!”
He stops and nervously looks around and not seeing anything he shakes his head and continued to look for valuables. Again, he hears that voice, “Jesus is watching you!” He stops again and shines his flashlight all over the room until the light rests on a parrot. Looking at the parrot, he asks, “Did you say that?”
“I did,” said the parrot, “I’m just trying to warn you that Jesus is watching.”
I wrote a Donald Trump joke a few weeks ago on WassupBlog called Donald Trump Jokes. It was so popular I thought I would do a video about that on YouTube. It would be great if you could watch my Funny Donald Trump Jokes video and perhaps you could give it a thumbs up and share it with your friends. Anyway, on one of my other Friday Funnies posts, a commenter posted a Trump joke so I thought I would do a ‘jokes about Donald Trump‘ post on this blog.
Jokes About Donald Trump
The first of my jokes about Donald Trump is the one posted by that commenter I mentioned above.
There are five passengers in a plane that is about to crash with only four parachutes. The passengers were the Pope, Dr Fauci, Trump, Hillary Clinton, and a 10-year-old schoolgirl. The Pope took one saying, “I need one, as I need to save the world,” then jumps.
Yep, it’s time for another ‘heaps of jokes’ post, and today I’ve decided to post some more funny Irish jokes. However, before I get to my ‘more funny jokes’ post I’m going to link to my latest Irish joke on YouTube, The Funny Irish Baptism joke. You should check it out because I believe it’s my best Irish joke video to date. It’s even better than my Funny Irish Orgasm Joke.
More Funny Irish Jokes To Laugh At
Paddy calls his lawyer and asks, “Is it true they are suing those cigarette companies for causing people to get cancer?”
“Yes, Paddy, to be sure, it is true,” replies the lawyer.
“And now someone is suing those fast-food restaurants for making them fat and clogging their arteries with all those fatty burgers and fries, is that also true?”
“Sure is, Paddy.”
“And did a lady sue McDonald’s for millions because she burned her tongue when drinking a hot coffee that she ordered?”
“To be sure, Paddy, that did happen.”
“And what about some football player who sued a university when he graduated even though he still couldn’t read?”
“That’s right,” said Paddy’s lawyer. “But why are you asking?”
“Well, all this has got me to thinking. What I want to know is, can I sue Guinness for all those ugly women I’ve taken to bed.