Funny Einstein Joke

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This is a funny Einstein joke to accompany this week’s Laughaholics video which is all about a Funny Einstein Story. For those of my YouTube viewers that are hearing impaired, who perhaps find the subtitles scroll past too quickly, I’ve decided to post a transcript of my hilarious Einstein joke here.

A Funny Einstein Joke

One day, Einstein has to speak at an important science conference.
On the way there, he tells his driver, who happens to look a bit like him:

“I’m sick of all these conferences. I always say the same things over and over!”

The driver agrees: “You’re right. As your driver, I attended all of them, and even though I don’t know anything about science, I could give the conference in your place.”

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Hilarious Cowboy Joke

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This week’s Laughaholics video is all about a Cowboy Named Bud. For those of my YouTube viewers that are hearing impaired, who perhaps find the subtitles scroll past too quickly, I’ve decided to post a transcript of my hilarious cowboy joke here.

LOL Hilarious Cowboy Joke

A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in California when suddenly a brand-new Maserati drove up in a cloud of dust. The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, RayBan sunglasses and Rolex watch, leaned out the window and asked the cowboy, “I bet you one of your calves that I can tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd.”

Bud sizes the man up who’s obviously a yuppie. He then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, “Sure, Why not?”

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Scotsman Englishman And Irishman

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Today’s heaps of jokes post is about a Scotsman Englishman and Irishman. I found it really funny and I’m pretty sure you will too.

Scotsman Englishman And Irishman joke

A Scotsman Englishman and Irishman are walking along the beach one day when they see a beautiful jewel-encrusted bottle that got washed up onshore. They all went over and grabbed it at the same time. Suddenly, a genie pops out says, “Gentlemen as you all touched the bottle at precisely the same time and I can only grant three wishes, I will allow each of you a wish.”

The Genie turns to the Scotsman and says, “What would you like for your wish?” 

The Scot said, “Well Laddie…” he said, “Ya know, we’ve had a pesky neighbour to the south of us over the years that keeps invading us. I want Scotland to have the most powerful army in the world. One that is invincible and no other can prevail over it!”

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