For this week’s Heaps Of Jokes post, I’ve decided to focus on that cheeky Little Johnny. The reasoning behind this is twofold, the first being everyone loves cheeky Little Johnny! The second is I want to show off my latest video, Top 10 Little Johnny Memes. Thanks to The Graphics Creator, creating the Cheeky Little Johnny memes was a breeze.

Cheeky Little Johhny Strikes On YouTube

Do you know though, Little Johnny isn’t the only cheeky one. As it works out YouTube is being a little cheeky as well. I wrote about their latest escapade over on WassupBlog. In a nutshell, YouTube now requires me to have 1,000 subscribers to monetise my videos. I really need that income to survive online. You can help me by subscribing!

OK! Back to cheeky Little Johnny.

The next one takes place, as it usually does, at school.

Teacher – “And Sally what did you do on the weekend?”

Sally – ” Well miss, I went to my friend’s house, and we played Barbies all day.”

Teacher – “That’s nice dear. Now Timmy, what did you do on the weekend?”

Timmy – “Well miss, I played my Playstation and went for a big bike ride.”

Teacher – “Excellent. Now Johnny, what did you do on the weekend?”

Little Johnny – “Miss, me and my brother spent most of Saturday sticking firecrackers up cane toads arses.”

Teacher – Shaking her head, “That’s rectum Johnny. Rectum!”

Little Johnny – “You betcha, Miss….farken wrecked ’em good and proper!”

This next one is not what I expected at all.

Little Johnny Makes Dad Proud

Little Johnny comes home from school one, and his mom asks him how his day was.

He replies, “Mom, today I had sex with the teacher!”

Angrily she replies, “Just wait ’till your dad gets home, he’s going to be very mad at you. Go to your room!”

So Little Johnny goes to his room and finally, his dad is home and comes up to Little Johnny’s bedroom. The boy tells his dad and the dad is so proud of the boy.

“Great job son! How old are you 12? 13? How about we go down to the store and get that shiny red bicycle you wanted?”
So, they go to the store, and the dad buys the bike for his son. Then he says, “well Johnny, do you want to ride the bike home?”

The boy answers, ” Not today thanks, Dad my ass is still sore!”

Here’s one of the cheeky Little Johnny memes you’ll see in the video.

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