Dogs vs Wives

Today’s heaps of jokes post is about a funny email I received today called dogs vs wives.

To verify these statements: Lock your wife and your dog in the garage for an hour.

Then open the door and observe which one is happy to see you!

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	1: The later you are the more excited your dog is to see you.
	2: Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dogs name.
	3: Dogs love it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
	4: A dogs parent’s never visit.
	5: Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
	6: You never have to wait for a dog. They’re ready to go, instantly, 24 hours a day.
	7: They find you amusing when you’re pissed.
	8: Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
	9: Dogs won’t wake you up at night to ask, “If I died, would you get another dog?”
	10: If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and sell them.
	11: When you drop a silent one, dogs don’t run around frantically with room spray.
	12: Dogs never tell you to stop scratching your balls. Instead, they sit pondering why you don’t lick them. .
	13: Dogs will let you put a studded coller on without calling you a pervert.
	14: If a dog smells another dog on you, it won’t kick you in the crotch. It just finds it interesting.
	15: If a dog runs off and leaver you, it won’t take half your stuff.