Funniest Comedian Jokes

Yesterday I uploaded my first ever stand-up joke to YouTube. The video is all about a funny work accident. Well, maybe the work accident itself wasn’t comical as much as what happened afterwards. Check it out and leave a comment on the video if you liked it. While there, you might consider subscribing to my YouTube channel.

As for today’s Heaps Of Jokes post, I reckon I’ll share some, of what I think, are the funniest comedian jokes.

Benny Hill Funniest Comedian Joke

funniest comedian jokes Benny Hill

I loved watching Benny Hill as he was a great comedian. While the Benny Hill Show had a great following, he was also well known for his one-liners. I reckon my favourite would be “Before I met her, I drank and swore without reason… now I have a reason.”

Jerry Seinfeld Funniest Comedian Jokes

As far as stand-up comedians go Jerry Seinfeld has to be one of the most well-known comedians. Who wasn’t a Seinfeld fan? As for his wealth of funniest jokes my favourite would have to be.

“Women have two orgasms, the real ones and the ones they make up on their own. And I can give you the male point of view on this, which is: we’re fine with it. You do whatever you have to do, and we’ll do whatever we have to. …To a man, sex is like a car accident anyway, and trying to determine a female orgasm is like asking, “What did you see after the car went out of control?” “Well, there were a lot of screeching noises, I was facing the wrong way at one point, and in the end, my body was thrown clear.”

Richard Pryor Funniest Comedian Jokes

Last, but no means the least, of this collection of Funniest Comedian Jokes we have one from Richard Pryor. I reckon his best one liner was “I believe in the institution of marriage, and I intend to keep trying till I get it right.”