Everyone loves Irish jokes, and today I’m posting some of the funniest Irish jokes I’ve come across. However, before we get to today’s Funniest Irish jokes, and yes I know it’s totally unrelated, I want to give my latest YouTube Laughaholics video a plug. It’s my Funny Political Jokes video. Feel free to leave a comment on the video and don’t forget to share it with your friends. You may even want to subscribe to my channel. I’m always looking for new subscribers.
OK, on with the Funniest Irish Jokes.
Funniest Irish Jokes To Make You LOL
Paddy is driving home from the local Pub and gets pulled over by a local cop. The cop says, “Good evening, sir, do you know why I pulled you over?”
Paddy replies, “Well, I guess you think I’m drunk and that I shouldn’t be driving.”
The cop tells Paddy he’s correct and says to him, “Tell you what, my shift is almost over and I’m feeling generous. If you can recite the alphabet backwards, I’ll let you off.
Without hesitation, Paddy recited, “ZYXWVUTSRQPONMLKJIHGFEDCBA.”
The officer, obviously impressed and believing that Paddy is sober, says, “Wow, I sure as hell couldn’t do that even if I was sober.”
To which Paddy replies, “Me Neither.”
Then there’s the one where Paddy and O’Brien were working on a building site. All of a sudden, a tile comes crashing down slicing off one of Paddy’s ears. O’Brien finds it, picks it up and says to Paddy, “Is this your ear, Paddy?”
Paddy replies, “Of course not, mine had a pencil behind it.”
And the final Irish joke for today is hysterical.
Paddy and his two mates are talking at a bar. O’Brien says, “I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I found wire cutters under my bed, and I know they’re not mine.”
Murphy then says, “I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber. The other day I found a wrench under the bed, and it’s definitely not mine.”
To which Paddy replied; “I wish I had your troubles. I think my wife is having an affair with a horse.”
As his two friends stare at him in disbelief, Paddy takes a massive gulp of his beer and after putting his mug down says, “I’m bloody serious. The other night I came home, and I found a bloody jockey under our bed. 😂
For more funny jokes, check out the rest of my Heaps Of Jokes or visit my Friday Funnies posts. Then, there’s always my Funny Irish Video.