Funniest Joke Ever

Have you ever wondered what the funniest joke ever was? You’ve probably Googled it only to find that what they said was a hilarious joke wasn’t at all that funny. When you think about it, one’s opinion of what is funny can be different from someone else’s idea of funny. Sort of like the saying ‘Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.’

Google’s Funniest Joke Ever

I did Google the funniest joke ever, and there was a study by a professor that revealed the following joke to be hilarious.

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator says, “Calm down. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is a silence; then, they hear a gunshot! Back on the phone, the guy says, “OK, now what?”

funniest joke ever

I have to admit, that was pretty funny, but I wouldn’t call it the funniest joke ever! I think the following joke that I posted on my sports site is heaps funnier.

A man with tickets to the AFL Grand Final finds his seat and relaxes. As he sits down, a man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the chair next to him.

“No”, he says. “The seat is empty.”

“Bullshit”, said the stranger. “Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the AFL Grand Final and not use it?”

“Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. Today’s Grand Final is the first one we haven’t been to together since we got married in 1967.”

“Oh… I’m sorry to hear that. That’s terrible. Couldn’t you find someone else – a friend or relative, or even a neighbour to take the seat?”
The man shakes his head. “Nope. They’re all at the funeral.”
Now, That’s funny! 🤣

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