My Funniest Jokes Ever
I love jokes which is why I’ve decided to call this post the funniest jokes ever. I love jokes so much most of my blogs have a joke category. Wassup Blog hosts Friday Funnies and Ezesportsbetting hosts the funniest sports jokes.
Emma walks into a BMW salesmanship. She browses around, spots the Top-of-the-line Beemer and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to feel the fine leather upholstery, she mistakenly breaks Wind.
She felt very ashamed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a salesman doesn’t pop up right now. As Emma turns around, her worst nightmare comes true in the form of a salesman standing right behind her.
As cool as Johnny Depp and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the embarrassed lady with, “Good day, Madame. How may I help you today?”
Very uncomfortable, and hoping the salesman may not have been there at the time of her accident, Emma asks, “Excuse me, what is the price of this lovely car?”
Salesman answers, “Madam if you farted just touching it, you are going to shit yourself when I tell you the price.”
Gynecolist Funniest Joke Ever
A gynecologist had a burning desire to change careers and become a mechanic. So she found out from her local tech college what was involved, signed up for evening classes and attended diligently, learning all she could.
When the time for the practical exam approached, she prepared carefully for weeks and completed the exam with tremendous skill. When the results came back, she was surprised to find that she had obtained a mark of 150%.
Fearing an error, she called the instructor, saying “I don’t want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wondered if there had been an error which needed adjusting.”
The instructor said, “During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the exhaust…”
The jokes don’t have to
Finally, I’ve also got a lot of funny sports jokes.