When it today’ so Donald Trump, you either love him or hate him. Either way people like to poke fun at him and today’s post is all about funny Donald Trump jokes. I particularly like the first of these Donald Trump jokes.
Funny Donald Trumps Jokes Looking After Trump
Donald is walking out of the White House and heading toward his limo when a possible assassin steps forward pointing a gun at the president.
A secret service agent, new to the job, shouts ‘Mickey Mouse!’
This outcry startles the would-be assassin, and he is thrown to the ground and handcuffed.
Later, the secret service agent’s supervisor takes him aside and asks, ‘What in the hell made you shout Mickey Mouse?’
Blushing, the secret service agent replies, ‘I got nervous, I meant to shout ‘Donald, duck!’
The Donald Trump Tragedy
I’ve heard this joke before, and someone has exchanged the name for Trump but, it’s still pretty funny.
Trump is visiting a class in an elementary school where they are talking about words and meanings. The teacher asks Trump if he would like to lead the pupils in a discussion of the word “tragedy”.
So Trump asks the class for an example of a tragedy. One little boy stands up and offers, “if my best friend who lives on a farm is playing in a field and a runaway tractor comes along and knocks him dead, that’d be a tragedy.”
“Not quite”, says Mr Trump, “that would be an accident.”
A little girl raises her hand: “if a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy.”
“I’m afraid not,” explained the president. “That’s what we would call a great loss.”
The room goes silent. Trump searches the room. “Isn’t there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy? “
Finally, at the back of the room, little Johnny raises his hand. In a quiet voice, he says, “If a missile struck air Force One, carrying you and blown to smithereens; that would be a tragedy.”
“Fantastic!” exclaimed Mr Trump. “That’s right. And can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?”
“Well’, said little Johnny, “it sure as hell wouldn’t be a great loss and probably wouldn’t be an accident either.”
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