I’ve just uploaded a new Laughaholics video. It’s called Funny Elderly Sperm Jokes. For those of my readers that are hearing impaired, who perhaps find the subtitles scroll past too quickly, I’ve decided to post a transcript of the funny sperm jokes here.
Funny Sperm Jokes
G’ day viewers and welcome to My Bonzer Channel. You’re going to love this week’s Laughaholics video, which is about an elderly male sperm joke. But first, you know the drill, please subscribe, then click on the bell and finally select all, so you don’t miss out on future videos.
An 85-year-old man goes to see his doctor for his yearly physical exam. The doctor says he needs a sperm sample and gives him a jar saying, “Take this jar home with you and come back tomorrow with a sperm sample.”
The next day the older man goes back to the doctors and gives him the jar, which is as clean and empty as when the doctor gave it to him.
The doctor asks what happened and why the jar is empty. The old man says, “Well, doc, it’s like this… first I tried with my right
hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand – nothing; then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called up Maisie, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezing it between her knees, but still nothing.”
The doctor is shocked by all this and asks incredulously, “You asked your neighbour???”
The old man replies, “Sure did and not one of us could get that damn jar open.”
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