Time for a humor break, and luckily this joke was just delivered by the email postman.
An Arab-American family was considering putting their grandfather in a nursing home. All the Arab facilities were completely full so they had to put him in a Jewish home. After few weeks in the Jewish facility, they came to visit Grandpa.
“How do you like it here?” asks the grandson.
“It’s wonderful!! Everyone here is so courteous and respectful,” says Grandpa.
“We’re so happy for you. We were worried that this was the wrong place for you.”
“Let me tell you about how wonderfully they treat the residents here,? Grandpa says with a big smile.
“There’s a musician here – he’s 85- years old. He hasn’t played the violin in 20 years and everyone still calls him ‘Maestro’. There’s a physician here – 90 years old. He hasn’t been practicing medicine for 25 years and everyone still calls him ‘Doctor’! We’ve also a Federal Judge, retired for over 30 years who is still addressed as? Your Honor’. And then there is me, who hasn’t had sex for 30 years and they still call me the f**king Arab!”