Grumpy Old Man Jokes

Grumpy Old Man Jokes #1

I love a good grumpy old man jokes. I hope you do too. 😝

This old man gets on a crowded bus and to his dismay, no one is willing to give up their seat. As the bus hits a pothole the old man’s cane slips on the floor and he falls.

He struggles to get up when an eight-year-old kid, sitting nearby, casually says to him. “You know, if you put a little rubber thingy on the end of your cane, it wouldn’t slip.”

The grumpy old man snaps back, “Well if your daddy did the same thing eight years ago, I would have a seat today.”

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Grumpy Old Man Jokes #2

This grumpy old man walks into his local First Baptist Church. He come across the secretary and say, “I want to join this damn church.”

The woman finds his language repugnant and replies, “I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?”

The grumpy old man replies, “Listen up woman, dammit. I said I want to join this damn church!”

“I’m very sorry sir, but we do not tolerate that language in this church.” The secretary thought it best that the pastor should deal with this situation. She therefore leaves her desk to inform him of the situation. The pastor agrees that the secretary does not have to listen to that foul language. They both return to her office and the pastor asks, “Sir, what seems to be the problem here?”

“Damn problem” he barks! “There IS no damn problem! Looky here, I just won $200 million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to join this damn church to get rid of some of this damn money.”

“I see,” said the pastor. “And is this bitch giving you a hard time?”

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