There is an old story of a bloke that used to consistently complain of his wife’s cooking. Every time she made a plate of his favorite pasta dish he would sit down, put on the Parmesan Cheese, get a fork full into his mouth, shake his head and say, “Not like mama used to make.”

Then on one particular day, when the wife was under extreme pressure, she lost track of the amount of time the sauce was on and managed to burn it. Not having enough time to make a fresh batch she decided to serve up the pasta with the burnt sauce. The husband puts a fork full into his mouth, pauses and says, “Finally, just like mama used to make!”