Let’s Do It For Old Times Sake

I love it when I get a joke in my email especially when it is really funny. I actually knew this one in my younger days and it was a welcome surprise to find it in my inbox as it brought back memories of my younger days. Not that I ever got up to what this couple did, but who knows I may finish up that way.

An elderly couple who were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary, decided to return to the little town where they first met. They sat in a small coffee shop in the town and were telling the waitress about their love for each other and how they met at this same spot. Sitting next to them was young man and he smiled as the old couple spoke.

After the waitress left the table, the old man said to his wife: “Remember the first time we made love, it was up in that field across the road, when I put you against the fence. Why don’t we do it again for old times sake?”

The wife giggled like crazy and said, “Sure, why not.”

So off they went out the door and across to the field. The young man thought this would be a good laugh so he followed the old couple to see what would happen.

The old couple walked to the field and as they approached the fence they began to undress. The old man picked up his wife when they were naked and leaned her against the fence.

The young man was watching from the bushes and was surprised at what he saw. With the vitality of youth, the wife bounced up and down excitedly, while the husband thrashed around like a wild man, then they both fell to the ground in exhaustion.

Eventually, they stood up, shook themselves, and got dressed. As they walked back towards the road. The young man stepped from his hiding spot and said, “That is the most wonderful love making I have ever seen. You must have been a wild couple when you were young.”

“Not really,” said the old man, “when we were young, that fence wasn’t electric.”

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  1. Christine

    LMA0 Now that’s funny.

  2. Sire

    Aren’t you glad you pop in occasionally for a funny bone fix? :wink_ee:

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