I thought that for my second Heaps Of Jokes post I’ll do another little tribute to little Johnny. Especially because everyone loves little Johnny jokes! how could you not, he’s such a lovable character. 😉
As a lot of little Johnny jokes do, this next one takes place at home with his mother.
Little Johnny Jokes Honeymoon Style
Little Johnnies brother Fred finally married Mary, his childhood sweetheart. Unfortunately, Fred and Mary couldn’t afford a honeymoon. Their only option was to stay at Fred’s parent’s house.
It was the morning after the happy couples first night together that little Johnny gets up to have breakfast. As he’s going out the door to go to school, he asks his Mom if Fred and Mary are up yet.
She replies, “No”.
Johnny asks, “Do you know what I think?”
His mom replies, “I don’t want to hear what you think Johnny! Just go to school.”
Little Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, “Are Fred and Mary up yet?”
She replies, “No.”
Johnny says, “Honestly mom, do you know what I think?”
His mom replies, “Never mind what you think! Just eat your lunch and go back to school.”
After school, little Johnny comes home and asks again, “Are Fred and Mary up yet?”
His mom says “No.”
He asks for the third time, “Do you know what I think?”
His Mom exasperated, as she usually is with little Johnny, replies, “OK, OK, tell me what you think?”
He says: “Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think I gave him my aeroplane glue. I think they’re really stuck together”
Because last weeks little Johnny meme was so popular I thought I would put another one together, using the Graphics Creator of course.
Yep, like I’ve always said, you just have to love little Johnny jokes.