It was only a matter of time before Santa found out about what was happening in Australia. It was reported that he hit the roof when an elf told him the news that someone from Westaff banned his Santa’s from saying Ho Ho Ho, and that the color drained from his cheeks upon hearing they would be forced to say Ha Ha Ha instead.

Our sources reported that he was in the air in seconds and that Rudolph was leading the way to Westaff’s offices. What the jolly fat man has in store for those who perpetrated this great misuse of political correctness is any-one’s guess. Perhaps he will use his terrifying Ho Ho Ho to scare some sense into them. Then again he may sit on their lap for hours on end, piss on them and bore them senseless with his Xmas wishes to see if they can find anything to Ha Ha Ha about.

Meanwhile he is circulating a memo to all Santa’s to say No No No to Ha Ha Ha and to tell the people at Westaff to stick it up their arse as this may stop them from coming up with this verbal diarrhoea! As for the two Santa’s who quit the program, he’s planning to take them back to the North Pole for a well earned holiday!