Today’s heaps of jokes post is about a Scotsman Englishman and Irishman. I found it really funny and I’m pretty sure you will too.
Scotsman Englishman And Irishman joke
A Scotsman Englishman and Irishman are walking along the beach one day when they see a beautiful jewel-encrusted bottle that got washed up onshore. They all went over and grabbed it at the same time. Suddenly, a genie pops out says, “Gentlemen as you all touched the bottle at precisely the same time and I can only grant three wishes, I will allow each of you a wish.”
The Genie turns to the Scotsman and says, “What would you like for your wish?”
The Scot said, “Well Laddie…” he said, “Ya know, we’ve had a pesky neighbour to the south of us over the years that keeps invading us. I want Scotland to have the most powerful army in the world. One that is invincible and no other can prevail over it!”
The Genie goes, “Alright, Scotland now has the most powerful army in the world.” He turns to the Englishman and goes, “What would you like for your wish?”
The Englishman looks at the Scot and goes, “Oh…Ahhhh….” “Ahhhh…this…” “Scottish army…” “Ahh…” “Can we defend against it?”
The Genie says, “You cannot defeat or defend against the Scottish army because it is the most powerful army in the world. It’s invincible!”
The Englishman then says, “Ahhhhh…OK, in that case… I want a wall around England! A wall that no army no matter how powerful it is can get through to invade us.”
The Genie waves his arms and says, “Alright, England now has a wall around it that no army can ever get through, absolutely none. You’re now safe.”
He turns to the Irishman and says, “Now what is your wish?”
The Irishman thinks for a bit and then says, “Tell me a little bit more about this wall around England.”
“Well, it’s a magical wall. It’s thick and powerful, and you cannot get through it with anything. No army can get through it, and it’s so high that no aeroplane can fly over it. It’s so deep in the ground that no one can tunnel under it! It’s an invincible wall.”
The Irishman looks at him and says: “So nothing can come in or out, huh?”
The Genie replies “Yes, nothing can get in or out!”
The Irishman looks at him and says, “Well, in that case, fill her up with water!”.
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