I got this email today which I though was really funny. It was titles Seenagers.

Seenagers A Definition

I JUST discovered my age group!  I’m a Seenager (Senior teenager).  I have everything I wanted as a teenager, only it’s 55-60 years later.

I don’t have to go to school or work.  I get an allowance every month.  I have my own pad.  I don’t have a curfew.  I have a driver’s license and my own car.  I have ID that gets me into bars and the wine store.

I like the wine store best.

The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant, they aren’t scared of anything, they have been blessed to live this long, why be scared?

And I don’t have acne.  Life is Good!

If you’re a Seenager, you’ll feel much more intelligent after reading this.

Brains of older people are slow because they know so much.  We don’t decline mentally with age – it just takes us longer to recall facts because we have more information in our brains.

Scientists believe this also makes you hard of hearing as it puts pressure on your inner ear.

Also, older people often go to another room to get something and when they get there, they stand there wondering what they came for.  It’s NOT a memory problem; it is nature’s way of making older people do more exercise.

SO THERE!

I have more friends I should send this to, but right now I can’t remember their names.  So please forward this to your friends . . . They might be my friends, too.

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