My Funniest Jokes Ever

I love jokes which is why I’ve decided to call this post the funniest jokes ever. I love jokes so much most of my blogs have a joke category. Wassup Blog hosts Friday Funnies and Ezesportsbetting hosts the funniest sports jokes.

Emma walks into a BMW salesmanship. She browses around, spots the Top-of-the-line Beemer and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to feel the fine leather upholstery, she mistakenly breaks Wind.

She felt very ashamed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a salesman doesn’t pop up right now. As Emma turns around, her worst nightmare comes true in the form of a salesman standing right behind her.

As cool as Johnny Depp and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the embarrassed lady with, “Good day, Madame. How may I help you today?”

Very uncomfortable, and hoping the salesman may not have been there at the time of her accident, Emma asks, “Excuse me, what is the price of this lovely car?”

Salesman answers, “Madam if you farted just touching it, you are going to shit yourself when I tell you the price.”