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Funniest Jokes At Laugh-Out-Loud.org

Post author:Peter
Reading time:5 mins read
Post published:November 20, 2020
Post category:Funny Blogs

I know that I’m a glutton for punishment, but I’ve just started another blog, Laugh-Out-Loud.org. How lucky was I to be able to purchase that domain name? You all know how much I love jokes, and I plan to host the funniest jokes I can find on Laugh Out Loud.org.

More Than Just Funniest Jokes Around

My intention isn’t to just post the funniest jokes I can find as I’m planning to post about anything that’s trending around the world. Stuff that folk find to be Laugh Out Loud funny. Having said that, I am a realist, and I know that’s an impossible task and so I’ll be more than happy to get a good smile out of my readers.

Funniest Joke Ever

Post author:Peter
Reading time:4 mins read
Post published:October 17, 2019
Post category:Heaps Of Jokes

Have you ever wondered what the funniest joke ever was? You’ve probably Googled it only to find that what they said was a hilarious joke wasn’t at all that funny. When you think about it, one’s opinion of what is funny can be different from someone else’s idea of funny. Sort of like the saying ‘Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.’

Google’s Funniest Joke Ever

I did Google the funniest joke ever, and there was a study by a professor that revealed the following joke to be hilarious.

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator says, “Calm down. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is a silence; then, they hear a gunshot! Back on the phone, the guy says, “OK, now what?”

I have to admit, that was pretty funny, but I wouldn’t call it the funniest joke ever! I think the following joke that I posted on my sports site is heaps funnier.

A man with tickets to the AFL Grand Final finds his seat and relaxes. As he sits down, a man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the chair next to him.

“No”, he says. “The seat is empty.”

“Bullshit”, said the stranger. “Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the AFL Grand Final and not use it?”

“Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. Today’s Grand Final is the first one we haven’t been to together since we got married in 1967.”

“Oh… I’m sorry to hear that. That’s terrible. Couldn’t you find someone else – a friend or relative, or even a neighbour to take the seat?”
The man shakes his head. “Nope. They’re all at the funeral.”
Now, That’s funny! 🤣

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For more funny jokes check out the rest of my Heaps Of Jokes.

Funniest Comedian Jokes

Post author:Peter
Reading time:4 mins read
Post published:February 7, 2019
Post category:Heaps Of Jokes

Yesterday I uploaded my first ever stand-up joke to YouTube. The video is all about a funny work accident. Well, maybe the work accident itself wasn’t comical as much as what happened afterwards. Check it out and leave a comment on the video if you liked it. While there, you might consider subscribing to my YouTube channel.

As for today’s Heaps Of Jokes post, I reckon I’ll share some, of what I think, are the funniest comedian jokes.

Benny Hill Funniest Comedian Joke

I loved watching Benny Hill as he was a great comedian. While the Benny Hill Show had a great following, he was also well known for his one-liners. I reckon my favourite would be “Before I met her, I drank and swore without reason… now I have a reason.”

Jerry Seinfeld Funniest Comedian Jokes

As far as stand-up comedians go Jerry Seinfeld has to be one of the most well-known comedians. Who wasn’t a Seinfeld fan? As for his wealth of funniest jokes my favourite would have to be.

“Women have two orgasms, the real ones and the ones they make up on their own. And I can give you the male point of view on this, which is: we’re fine with it. You do whatever you have to do, and we’ll do whatever we have to. …To a man, sex is like a car accident anyway, and trying to determine a female orgasm is like asking, “What did you see after the car went out of control?” “Well, there were a lot of screeching noises, I was facing the wrong way at one point, and in the end, my body was thrown clear.”

Richard Pryor Funniest Comedian Jokes

Last, but no means the least, of this collection of Funniest Comedian Jokes we have one from Richard Pryor. I reckon his best one liner was “I believe in the institution of marriage, and I intend to keep trying till I get it right.”

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