Today’s heaps of jokes post is about a Scotsman Englishman and Irishman. I found it really funny and I’m pretty sure you will too.

Scotsman Englishman And Irishman joke

A Scotsman Englishman and Irishman are walking along the beach one day when they see a beautiful jewel-encrusted bottle that got washed up onshore. They all went over and grabbed it at the same time. Suddenly, a genie pops out says, “Gentlemen as you all touched the bottle at precisely the same time and I can only grant three wishes, I will allow each of you a wish.”

The Genie turns to the Scotsman and says, “What would you like for your wish?” 

The Scot said, “Well Laddie…” he said, “Ya know, we’ve had a pesky neighbour to the south of us over the years that keeps invading us. I want Scotland to have the most powerful army in the world. One that is invincible and no other can prevail over it!”