Have you ever wondered what the funniest Irish joke is? The answer would differ depending on who you would ask. I’ve heard a lot of Irish jokes, and I came across one today, which I thought was hilarious.

My Funniest Irish Joke

As typically happens, this Irish joke is drink related.

Paddy and Murphy wanted a drink of the amber fluid but only had a pound between them. Paddy, much to Murphy’s disgust, goes off and buys a sausage with the money.

Murphy says, “Are you crazy, now we’re broke, and there’s no way we can have a beer now.”

“Come on,” says Paddy, “Follow me.”

They go into a pub and order two beers and drink them. Before paying Paddy shoves the sausage through the zipper of his pants and tells Murphy to get down on his knees and suck it.

Murphy does so which causes the barman to go berserk and proceed to throw them out of his pub.

Ten pubs and ten pints later Murphy drunkenly says to Paddy, “I can’t do this anymore, my knees are killing me, and I’m pissed.”

“How do you think I feel,” replies Paddy, ” I can’t even remember which pub I lost the sausage in!”

Here’s another quick Irish joke. Paddy’s wife catches him in bed with a midget. She’s furious and yells, “You promised you would cheat again!”

Paddy replies, “Be reasonable woman, can’t you see I’m trying to cut down?”

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