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Funniest Jokes Ever

Post author:Peter
Reading time:5 mins read
Post published:January 16, 2019
Post category:Heaps Of Jokes

My Funniest Jokes Ever

I love jokes which is why I’ve decided to call this post the funniest jokes ever. I love jokes so much most of my blogs have a joke category. Wassup Blog hosts Friday Funnies and Ezesportsbetting hosts the funniest sports jokes.

Emma walks into a BMW salesmanship. She browses around, spots the Top-of-the-line Beemer and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to feel the fine leather upholstery, she mistakenly breaks Wind.

She felt very ashamed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a salesman doesn’t pop up right now. As Emma turns around, her worst nightmare comes true in the form of a salesman standing right behind her.

As cool as Johnny Depp and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the embarrassed lady with, “Good day, Madame. How may I help you today?”

Very uncomfortable, and hoping the salesman may not have been there at the time of her accident, Emma asks, “Excuse me, what is the price of this lovely car?”

Salesman answers, “Madam if you farted just touching it, you are going to shit yourself when I tell you the price.”

Mexican Jokes

Post author:Peter
Reading time:4 mins read
Post published:January 4, 2019
Post category:Heaps Of Jokes

Love Mexican Jokes? For today’s Heaps Of Jokes post, I’ve embedded a YouTube video that I found to be bloody hilarious.

The Mexican Standoff Mexican Jokes

You see, you have to play it smart if you want a raise. 😎

Talking about Mexican jokes, I just came across a book on Amazon called 100% Funny Mexican Jokes. Who would have thought they had enough Mexican jokes to fill a book? 😳😜 Here is one of the jokes that you’ll find in that book.

A big tough Mexican man married a good-looking Mexican lady and after the wedding, laid down the following rules: “Honey, I’ll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want – and I don’t expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you otherwise. I’ll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don’t you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules! Any comments?”
His lovely new bride said, “No, that’s fine with me. Just understand that there’ll be sex here at eight o’clock every night – whether you’re here or not.”

Speaking of jokes, I have two other blogs that feature some really funny jokes. One is Sports Jokes orientated and the other has been going for over 3 years and has hundreds of hilarious jokes.

There’s also my Laughaholics videos on YouTube. Speaking of YouTube, I’ve only recently uploaded two funny videos. The first is called The Funniest Gifs Ever, and the latest one is the Top 10 Funniest Babies & Toddlers Video.

That was my first attempt at producing a funny babies and toddler video, so I really hope you like it enough to give it a thumbs up! 👍 Also, if you haven’t already, I’d be stoked if you would do me the honour of subscribing to my Bonzer Channel.

Finally, for SEO reasons, I’ve put together the image below as the last of my Mexican jokes for this post.

Australian Jokes

Post author:Peter
Reading time:3 mins read
Post published:August 22, 2018
Post category:Heaps Of Jokes

I reckon it’s time for another joke because it’s been so long since the last one. Being an Aussie and all I thought I would tell a couple of Australian jokes. But before I do that I want to promote my latest YouTube video which just happens to be about a couple of funniest Aussie jokes.

If you liked that funny Aussie joke video I would really appreciate a thumbs up and so you don’t miss out on future videos you may want to subscribe to my YouTube channel My Bonzer Channel.

Now, onto my funny Australian jokes.

Funny Australian Jokes #1

The first one involves a builder.

Wally, the Aussie builder was going through a house he had just built for this woman. She was telling him what colour to paint each room. They went into the first room and she said: “I want this room to be painted a light blue.”

Wally goes to the front door and yells, “GREEN SIDE UP!” When he went back into the house, she tells him that the next room was to be bright red. Wally goes to the front door again and yells “GREEN SIDE UP!”

When he returns, the woman said “I keep telling you what colours I want, but you keep going to the front yelling ‘green side up’. What’s all that about?” Wally simply says, “Don’t worry about that, I’ve just got a couple of Kiwis laying the turf out front.”

Yep, if there’s one thing Aussies and Kiwis have in common it’s they love to take the piss out of each other.

Funny Australian Jokes #2

The next one is a true blue Aussie love test.

Do you ever wonder who loves you? Your wife? Your dog? You think they love you, but how do you know if they really do? How can you be sure? There is a way to find out and have peace of mind and it only takes one hour.

Simply open the boot of your car, put your dog and your wife in there, close the boot, grab a couple of beers and watch the footy on the telly for an hour or so. Then go back to the car, and open the boot.

Now, who is happy to see you?

You can see this and other Aussie jokes here.