LOL Parrot Jokes

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I did a video the other day called Funny Parrot jokes, and so I thought, in honour of that video, today’s Heaps Of Jokes post should be about some LOL parrot jokes.

LOL Parrot Jokes Parrot & The Burglar

One peaceful night a burglar breaks into a house while the owners are out on the town. As he creeps through the family room, shining his torch on the floor, he hears a voice say, “Jesus is watching you!”

He stops and nervously looks around and not seeing anything he shakes his head and continued to look for valuables. Again, he hears that voice, “Jesus is watching you!” He stops again and shines his flashlight all over the room until the light rests on a parrot. Looking at the parrot, he asks, “Did you say that?”

“I did,” said the parrot, “I’m just trying to warn you that Jesus is watching.”

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Best Parrot Jokes

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Do you love parrot jokes? Good, here are some of the best parrot jokes I’ve ever heard. Well, I think they’re the best parrot jokes but I think it’s for you to decide.

Do you love parrot jokes? Good, here are some of the best parrot jokes I’ve ever heard. Well, I think they’re the best parrot jokes, but I think it’s for you to decide.

Best Parrot Jokes Foul Mouth Parrot

A man inherits a parrot when his friend dies. Unfortunately, the parrot won’t stop swearing using foul words like you dumb f@ck, a cu#t, and a bunch of other unmentionable words. The man tries everything to get this bird to stop swearing, but nothing works.

Finally fed up with the foul-mouthed parrot he sticks him in the freezer. But, even from in the freeze, he hears the bird swearing at him. Then, all of a sudden, the parrot falls silent. The man getting worried thinks he’s killed the parrot. He opens the freezer.
The parrot hops out, saying, “I’m very sorry for how I spoke to you, sir. I have one question; What did the chicken do?”

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The Horny Parrot

A man thought that his wife was cheating on him but didn’t know how to prove it. One day a friend told him about this pet store that sold these brilliant parrots, and he thought he would buy one to spy on his wife.

He goes to the pet store and asks to buy a parrot. The owner apologises and says he only has one parrot left but that the parrot didn’t have any legs.

“Well, that’s no good to me,” says the man. “How is he going to spy on my wife if he can’t stand on the perch?”

“That won’t be a problem,” says the storekeeper. “He simply hangs one with his little pecker.”

Finally, the man decides to give it a go and purchase the parrot. After providing the parrot with his instructions, the man places the parrot so he could keep an eye on the bedroom.

That evening he comes home and says to the parrot, “Well, what happened?”

“Well, after you left I heard a knock on the door,” says the parrot. “Your wife opens the door to this well-built man. Then she kissed him passionately!”

“Yeah, and then what happened?”

“Well, they carried on to the bedroom where they were ripping each other’s clothes off.”

“Yes, yes, and then what?”

“I don’t know, I cracked a stack and fell off the perch!”

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