I’ve just uploaded a new Laughaholics video. It’s called Funny Elderly Sperm Jokes. For those of my readers that are hearing impaired, who perhaps find the subtitles scroll past too quickly, I’ve decided to post a transcript of the funny sperm jokes here.

Funny Sperm Jokes

G’ day viewers and welcome to My Bonzer Channel. You’re going to love this week’s Laughaholics video, which is about an elderly male sperm joke. But first, you know the drill, please subscribe, then click on the bell and finally select all, so you don’t miss out on future videos.

An 85-year-old man goes to see his doctor for his yearly physical exam. The doctor says he needs a sperm sample and gives him a jar saying, “Take this jar home with you and come back tomorrow with a sperm sample.”
The next day the older man goes back to the doctors and gives him the jar, which is as clean and empty as when the doctor gave it to him.

The doctor asks what happened and why the jar is empty. The old man says, “Well, doc, it’s like this… first I tried with my right