Every now and again you come across a good joke where the punch line absolutely floors you and this next one is one of those.

It started when a woman who was playing golf with a friend tees off and she slices the ball. She watches in horror as she notices the ball heading towards a group of male golfers and hits one of them. He immediately clasps his hands together at his crotch and falls down into a foetal position. The woman rushes over profusely apologising and tells the man that she is a physical therapist and offers to help ease his pain.

Still in the foetal position and clutching his crotch he tells her that he will be OK in a few minutes. Again she offers to help and he relents and allows her to help him. She takes his hands away from his crotch and lays them by his side. She then loosens his pants, puts her hands inside and begins to gently massage him.

“Does That feel Better she asks?”

“Oh yeah, that really feels great, but my thumb is still killing me!”