The Woman And The Muscle Bound Man

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It is a sad state of affairs but it is true on many occasions that men just do not know how to treat women, and how many a time they just say and do the wrong things. Take this short story for an example.A plane was heading into a terrible storm and is being pounded by hail, is buffeted by strong winds and lightening strikes seem to be everywhere. Many passengers are screaming and the terror is becoming infectious, and one woman is thinking to herself, “That’s it, we are all going to die!”

At the height of the storm, not able to take anymore, she jumps up and says, ‘That’s it! I can’t stand this anymore. If I am going to die I want to die feeling like a woman. Is there someone man enough on this plane that can make me feel like a woman?”

A man at the rear of the plane stands up and she can see he is really well built. He is removing his shirt as he approaches her and as she admires his rippling muscles she thinks to herself, “At least I will go of with a real bang!”

He stands in front of her, muscles rippling, shirt in hand and says to her, “Are you ready to feel like a woman?”

She nods her head expectantly.

The man gives her his shirt and says, “Here iron this!”


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  1. hanna

    off topic

    Do you know that in Australia, the excrements of the pigs are used to create electricity to various small farms and in Thailandia the scientists are studying how using the human battery to microbic fuel and excrements for feeding the automobiles, whitout saying that in London the shit is used to produce energy for illumination in the Science Museum?!
    -bye bye hanna 🙄 :-*

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