I’ve decided to create a new category called Heaps Of Jokes. Why not? People love jokes, right? I know they do because my Friday Funnies posts are so popular. Not to mention my funny Sports Jokes. That being the case I’m going to attempt to write one funny sports jokes every week to build up my heaps of jokes category!
Another thing that people love is funny memes, so my heaps of jokes are going to include a lot of memes. Not just your normal meme that you’ve seen before either. I’m going to use my The Graphics Creator software to put together some really funny memes.
People also love Little johnny jokes so I though my first ever heaps of jokes post should focus on Little Johnny.
Little Johnny Heaps Of Jokes
There’s a little story behind this Little Johnny meme. At work the other day one of the team members screamed her head off because she saw a mouse. Then another team member came up to the storeman asking him to get rid of it. He just laughed. I then went up to her and out of the blue, with a concerned look on men face I said, “Carol, are you really scared of mice?” to which she answered in the affirmative. I then blurted out, “You know there’s no need for that Carol, when you see one, just drop your draws because mice are scared of pussies!”
She nearly pissed herself laughing. Mmmm, I say to myself, could I actually have come up with an original joke. So I tried it on some other team members, both male and female and they all had a great laugh. Pretty remarkable really in this age of political correctness and sexism.
So, I fired up the old Graphics Creator and created this Little Johnny meme.
Because I’ve always been a fan of Little Johnny jokes I even produced a Little Johnny Jokes video.
To finish off my first heaps of jokes post I’m going to give you a, little ripper of a Little Johnny joke
The following joke shows you the value of Catholic education and a pencil in Little Johnny’s hands.
Little Johnny’s School Sermon
It takes place in a Catholic school. Little Susie had a sleepless night and was catching up on her Zzzzz’s during class.
On this particular day, the Nun happened to call on her as she slept. ‘Tell me Susie, who created the universe?’
When Susie didn’t stir, her friend little Johnny, who happened to be sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the ass.
‘God Almighty!’ shouted Susie.
The Nun, a little surprised, ‘Very good’ and continued with her lesson.
As little Susie once again drops off, the Nun once again asks her, ‘Who is our Lord and Saviour?’
Little Johnny comes to the rescue as little Susie once again fails to stir from her slumber by sticking his pencil up her butt.
‘Jesus Christ!’ shouted Susie.
Once again the Nun says ‘Very good,’ and goes back to teaching her class.
As little Susie once again falls asleep the Nun asks her a third question… ‘What did Eve say to Adam after she had her nineteenth child?’
Little Johnny was just about to shove his pencil into her backside again when little Susie jumps up and shouts, ‘If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I’ll break it in half!’
The nun promptly fainted!
I sure hope you liked this week’s Heaps Of jokes featuring Little Johnny. If you did, why not share it with your friends to brighten up their day?