Well, I just came across this version of Mad Cow’s Disease, certainly not what I was expecting so I though I would share it with you.

A female TV reporter arranged for an interview with a farmer,
seeking the main cause of Mad Cow disease.

The Lady: “Good evening, sir. I am here to collect information
on the possible source of Mad Cow Disease. Can you offer any reason for
this disease?”

The Farmer stared at the reporter and said: “Do you know that a
bull mounts a cow only once a year?”

The lady reporter (obviously embarrassed):” Well, sir, that’s a
new piece of information, but what’s the relation between this
phenomenon and Mad Cow disease?”

The Farmer: “And, madam, do you know that we milk a cow twice a
day?”

The reporter: “Sir, this is really valuable information, but
what about getting to the point?”

The Farmer: “I am getting to the point, madam. Just imagine, if
I was playing with your boobs twice a day and only screwing you once a
year, wouldn’t you get mad?”