I’ve just been sent this joke in and email and you can believe me when I tell you that I wasted no time in posting it here. it is a real scream.

Out of the blue this drunk staggers into a pub and screams “I’ll bet anyone in this pub a hundred bucks that I can whistle Waltzing Matilda out of my arsehole.”

The bartender, hadn’t had a good laugh in ages places $100 on the bar. The drunk matches his money and then climbs on the bar, drops his pants and shits all over the bar.

The bartender screams, “Hey you dickhead, what the hell are you doing?”

The drunks says, “Gimme a break mate, even the best singers have to clear their throat every now and again.

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