There was a woman ugly as she can be, and her friends just couln’t tell her why she couldn’t land herself a mate. Finally fed up she went to her doctor for a professional opinion. He also couldn’t tell her, for professional reasons, but does giver the name of a Chinese doctor who was a specialist in personal relationships. She makes an appointment and finally finds herself in the offices of Dr. Nuong Kwak.

His first instruction to take off her clothes baffles her but she complies.

His next instruction, “Please turn around and bend forward and place head between legs”.

She does as the doctor requests and his really happy to hear his instant diagnosis.

“Ah so, I see problem…..you have Zachery disease!”

“What do you mean?” she replies.

“Your face Zackery the same as your arse.”