We all love Little Johnny jokes. The question is which ones are the best Little Johnny jokes? Of course, the answer to that question is open to interpretation as every body’s view to which are the best Little Johnnie Jokes is a matter of personal taste.

I have heaps of Little Johnny jokes on WassupBlog, the latest being Naughty Little Johnny. I’ve even got a couple of Little Johnny jokes videos. The first Little Johnny Jokes video was published way back in 2013! The second video was posted on Jan 2018 and is full of Hilarious Little Johnny Memes.

Little Johnny has even featured on this blog, the last one being last January.

My Funniest Little Johnny Gags

Little Johnny Sunday School Episode

One day, our darling Little Johnny comes home from Sunday school with a black eye. When his father sees it he says, “Johnny, how many times do I have to tell you not to fight with the other boys?”

“But Dad,” says Little Johnny, “it wasn’t my fault. We were all in church saying our prayers. When we all stood up I noticed my teacher had her dress in the crack of her butt. I reached over and pulled it out. That’s when she hit me!”

“Johnny,” his father said. “You don’t do that kind of thing to women.”

Sure enough, the very next Sunday Little Johnny comes home with another black eye. Johnny’s father said, “Johnny, I thought talked about this yesterday!”

“But Dad,” says Little Johnny, “It wasn’t my fault. There we were in church saying our prayers. We all stood up and I noticed my teacher’s dress was in the crack of her butt again. Louie, who was sitting next to me saw it and he reached over and pulled it out. Now, I know she doesn’t like this, so I pushed it back in!”

Little Johnny And The Minister

Little Johnny’s Minister was chatting with the kids about being good and going to heaven. After a while, he asks the kids, “Where do you want to go?”

Betty puts her hand up and answers, “Heaven!”

“And what do you have to be to get there,” asks the minister.

“Dead!” Shouts Little Johnny.