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That’s flipping great! I give those lousy ass wipes the best year of my life and what do I get for thanks? Fired, that’s what! Damn CIA, so what if I talk in my sleep, and how was I to know that broad I picked up was really working for the mob. Damn, the best lay of my life and I thought it was a fantastic way to start the day even though she wasn’t there when I woke up this morning.

I suppose that should have set the bells ringing, and I really should have realized something was wrong when I showed up for work and everyone was giving me the cold shoulder. Then as soon as I get to my office the boss is screaming for me to get into his office. Man I’ve never seen him so steamed up, and what a dressing down he gave me. I thought he was going to have a heart attack he was so red in the face. It seems that bitch wasn’t just working for the mob, she was a double agent as well, and that damn thing she told me was a new age necklace was really a bug.

Damn, one little digression and the boss hand me the old USA Network’s Burn Notice, my walking papers. He even made me turn in my badge and gun. My gun was the love of my life and the only bulge that ever existed in my pocket. Now I have nothing. What am I going to do now?
Oh well, you’ve probably worked out by now that this was entirely fictional, but something really did happen on USA Network’s new TV series Burn Notice.