Even though I believe religion to be a serious topic, it doesn’t mean that it doesn’t have a funny side to it. Which is why I thought I would make this post about religious jokes. The first of todays religious jokes is about a dying nun.

The Mother Superior Religious Jokes

In a convent in Ireland, the 99-year-old Mother Superior lay quietly. She was dying. 

The Nuns had gathered around her bed, laying garlands around her and trying to make her last journey comfortable.  

They wanted to give her warm milk to drink, but she declined. One of the Nuns took the glass back to the kitchen.

Then, remembering a bottle of Irish Whiskey that had been received as a gift the previous Christmas, she opened it and poured a generous amount into the warm milk.

Back at Mother Superior’s bed, they lifted her head gently and held the glass to her lips.

The very frail Mother Superior drank a little, then a little more and before they knew it, she had finished the whole glass down to the last drop.

As her eyes brightened, the Nuns thought it would be an excellent opportunity to have one last talk with their spiritual leader. “Mother,” the Nuns asked earnestly, “please give us some of your wisdom before you leave us.”