I remember this funny horse joke back when I was a kid but that was so long ago I still laughed out loud when I got it in an email today. It was so funny I just had to share this horse joke with you guys.

Funny Horse Joke To Make You Laugh

John’s Stable was well known for the quality of its horses that was where Alf went looking to buy a horse. “Listen here,” said John, “I’ve got just the horse your looking for, the only thing is, a weird fellow trained him. He doesn’t go and stop the usual way. The way to get him to stop is to scream HiHo, and you scream Thank God to get him to go.

Alf nodding his head said, “that’s fine with me. Can I take him for a test run?” Alf was having the time of his life. This horse sure could run, he thought to himself. As Alf was speeding down the dirt road, he suddenly saw a cliff up ahead “Stop!” screamed Alf, but the horse kept on going.

No matter how much he tried, he couldn’t remember the words to get it to stop. “Yoyo” screamed Jim, but the horse just kept on speeding ahead. It was 5 feet from the cliff when Alf suddenly remembered, “HiHo” shouted Alf. The horse skidded to a halt just 1 inch from the cliff. Alf could not believe his good fortune, he looked up to the sky, raised his hands in the air, breathed a deep sigh of relief and said with conviction “Thank God.”

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