Before I get to today’s older ladies joke, I’m going to share with you my latest Laughaholics videos. One is about a very lazy husband, and strangely enough, it’s called Lazy Husband Joke.
The other funny video, and it’s my favourite of the two, is about a young woman that is boarding with a Scottish couple I called that video the Girl Lodger Joke.
And, now for today’s joke, the older ladies joke.
Five Older Ladies Joke A Cruising
Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 KPH.
He says to himself: “This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!”
So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over. Approaching the car, he notices that there are five old ladies, two in the front seat and three in the back…wide-eyed and white as ghosts.
The driver, obviously confused, says to him “Officer, I don’t understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?”
“Ma’am,” the officer replies, “you weren’t speeding, but you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers.”
“Slower than the speed limit? No sir, I was doing the speed limit exactly…Twenty-two kilometres an hour!” the old woman says a bit proudly.
The Police officer, trying to contain a chuckle explains to her that 22 is the highway number, not the speed limit.
A bit embarrassed, the woman grins and thanks the officer for pointing out her error.
“But before I let you go, Ma’am, I have to ask….. is everyone in this car, OK? These women seem awfully shaken, and they haven’t made a peep this whole time,” the officer asks.
“Oh, they’ll be all right in a minute officer. We just got off Highway 189….”
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