Cheeky Little Johnny Strikes Again

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For this week’s Heaps Of Jokes post, I’ve decided to focus on that cheeky Little Johnny. The reasoning behind this is twofold, the first being everyone loves cheeky Little Johnny! The second is I want to show off my latest video, Top 10 Little Johnny Memes. Thanks to The Graphics Creator, creating the Cheeky Little Johnny memes was a breeze.

Cheeky Little Johhny Strikes On YouTube

Do you know though, Little Johnny isn’t the only cheeky one. As it works out YouTube is being a little cheeky as well. I wrote about their latest escapade over on WassupBlog. In a nutshell, YouTube now requires me to have 1,000 subscribers to monetise my videos. I really need that income to survive online. You can help me by subscribing!

OK! Back to cheeky Little Johnny.

The next one takes place, as it usually does, at school.

Teacher – “And Sally what did you do on the weekend?”

Sally – ” Well miss, I went to my friend’s house, and we played Barbies all day.”

Teacher – “That’s nice dear. Now Timmy, what did you do on the weekend?”

Timmy – “Well miss, I played my Playstation and went for a big bike ride.”

Teacher – “Excellent. Now Johnny, what did you do on the weekend?”

Little Johnny – “Miss, me and my brother spent most of Saturday sticking firecrackers up cane toads arses.”

Teacher – Shaking her head, “That’s rectum Johnny. Rectum!”

Little Johnny – “You betcha, Miss….farken wrecked ’em good and proper!”

This next one is not what I expected at all.

Little Johnny Makes Dad Proud

Little Johnny comes home from school one, and his mom asks him how his day was.

He replies, “Mom, today I had sex with the teacher!”

Angrily she replies, “Just wait ’till your dad gets home, he’s going to be very mad at you. Go to your room!”

So Little Johnny goes to his room and finally, his dad is home and comes up to Little Johnny’s bedroom. The boy tells his dad and the dad is so proud of the boy.

“Great job son! How old are you 12? 13? How about we go down to the store and get that shiny red bicycle you wanted?”
So, they go to the store, and the dad buys the bike for his son. Then he says, “well Johnny, do you want to ride the bike home?”

The boy answers, ” Not today thanks, Dad my ass is still sore!”

Here’s one of the cheeky Little Johnny memes you’ll see in the video.

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Little Johnny Jokes Best Of

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I thought that for my second Heaps Of Jokes post I’ll do another little tribute to little Johnny. Especially because everyone loves little Johnny jokes!  how could you not, he’s such a lovable character. 😉

As a lot of little Johnny jokes do, this next one takes place at home with his mother.

Little Johnny Jokes Honeymoon Style

Little Johnnies brother Fred finally married Mary, his childhood sweetheart. Unfortunately, Fred and Mary couldn’t afford a honeymoon. Their only option was to stay at Fred’s parent’s house.

It was the morning after the happy couples first night together that little Johnny gets up to have breakfast. As he’s going out the door to go to school, he asks his Mom if Fred and Mary are up yet.

She replies, “No”.

Johnny asks, “Do you know what I think?”

His mom replies, “I don’t want to hear what you think Johnny! Just go to school.”

Little Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, “Are Fred and Mary up yet?”

She replies, “No.”

Johnny says, “Honestly mom, do you know what I think?”

His mom replies, “Never mind what you think! Just eat your lunch and go back to school.”

After school, little Johnny comes home and asks again, “Are Fred and Mary up yet?”

His mom says “No.”

He asks for the third time, “Do you know what I think?”

His Mom exasperated, as she usually is with little Johnny, replies, “OK, OK, tell me what you think?”

He says: “Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think I gave him my aeroplane glue. I think they’re really stuck together”

Because last weeks little Johnny meme was so popular I thought I would put another one together, using the Graphics Creator of course.

little Johnny Jokes
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Heaps Of Jokes

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I’ve decided to create a new category called Heaps Of Jokes. Why not? People love jokes, right? I know they do because my Friday Funnies posts are so popular. Not to mention my funny Sports Jokes. That being the case I’m going to attempt to write one funny sports jokes every week to build up my heaps of jokes category!

Another thing that people love is funny memes, so my heaps of jokes are going to include a lot of memes. Not just your normal meme that you’ve seen before either. I’m going to use my The Graphics Creator software to put together some really funny memes.

People also love Little johnny jokes so I though my first ever heaps of jokes post should focus on Little Johnny.

Little Johnny Heaps Of Jokes

There’s a little story behind this Little Johnny meme. At work the other day one of the team members screamed her head off because she saw a mouse. Then another team member came up to the storeman asking him to get rid of it. He just laughed. I then went up to her and out of the blue, with a concerned look on men face I said, “Carol, are you really scared of mice?” to which she answered in the affirmative. I then blurted out, “You know there’s no need for that Carol, when you see one, just drop your draws because mice are scared of pussies!”

She nearly pissed herself laughing. Mmmm, I say to myself, could I actually have come up with an original joke. So I tried it on some other team members, both male and female and they all had a great laugh. Pretty remarkable really in this age of political correctness and sexism.

So, I fired up the old Graphics Creator and created this Little Johnny meme.

heaps of jokes little Johnny pussy jokes

Because I’ve always been a fan of Little Johnny jokes I even produced a Little Johnny Jokes video.

If you liked that video I would love it if you headed on over to YouTube to give it a thumbs up.

To finish off my first heaps of jokes post I’m going to give you a, little ripper of a Little Johnny joke

The following joke shows you the value of Catholic education and a pencil in Little Johnny’s hands.

Little Johnny’s School Sermon

It takes place in a Catholic school. Little Susie had a sleepless night and was catching up on her Zzzzz’s during class.

On this particular day, the Nun happened to call on her as she slept. ‘Tell me Susie, who created the universe?’

When Susie didn’t stir, her friend little Johnny, who happened to be sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the ass.

‘God Almighty!’ shouted Susie.

The Nun, a little surprised, ‘Very good’ and continued with her lesson.

As little Susie once again drops off, the Nun once again asks her, ‘Who is our Lord and Saviour?’

Little Johnny comes to the rescue as little Susie once again fails to stir from her slumber by sticking his pencil up her butt.

‘Jesus Christ!’ shouted Susie.

Once again the Nun says ‘Very good,’ and goes back to teaching her class.

As little Susie once again falls asleep the Nun asks her a third question… ‘What did Eve say to Adam after she had her nineteenth child?’

Little Johnny was just about to shove his pencil into her backside again when little Susie jumps up and shouts, ‘If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I’ll break it in half!’

The nun promptly fainted!

I sure hope you liked this week’s Heaps Of jokes featuring Little Johnny. If you did, why not share it with your friends to brighten up their day?

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