A salesman was driving down this deserted stretch of road when notices a sign saying, “Sisters Of Mercy House Of Prostitution – 10km”

He figures he’s just tired and that he was seeing things, but a little further down the road he sees another sign, “Sisters Of Mercy House Of Prostitution – 5km”.

This time he realizes that the signs must be for real and when he drives past the next one saying, “Sisters Of Mercy House Of Prostitution – Next turn on the left”, he decides to check it out.

He pulls into the driveway and parks in the car park near an old stone building with the sign, “Sisters Of Mercy”. He climbs up the stairs and knocks on the door and a nun answers.

“What may we do for you my son?”

“I saw your sign down the road and I was wondering if we could do some business,” he says.

“Very well my son, please follow me”.

He is lead through so many passages that he becomes disorientated, but finally the nun stops and tells the man to knock on the door. The man complies and another nun opens the door, but this one is holding a tin cup. She tells the guy to put $50 into the cup and then tells him to go a large wooden door at the end of the hallway.

He puts the $50 into the cup and moves off eagerly towards the end of the hall. He opens the door and slips through closing it behind him until he hears it lock. He turns around and finds himself in the car park facing another sigh that says, “You Have Just Been Screwed By The Sisters Of Mercy”.