You just have to love stupid jokes of people doing stupid things because the stupid things they do make you laugh your head off. Take the first of my stupid jokes for example.

The Solid Gold Toilet Stupid Jokes

Two teenagers, Albert and Pedro, met at a cafe and Albert is all excited: “Man, I was at the most awesome party last night! We went to this blokes’ house and the guy had toilets made of pure gold!”

“No way!” said Pedro.

“Shit yeah,” insists Albert, “come with me and see for yourself if you don’t believe me.”

They get in the car and Albert drives to this average looking home. After ringing the doorbell a middle-aged lady opens and Albert eagerly asks her, “Hi! I’m sorry to bother you but there was a party at your house last night and my friend doesn’t believe that you have toilet bowls of solid gold!”

The lady looks at him for a moment and then yells into the inside of the house, “Matthew, the dickhead that shit in your trombone is here!”

Stupid Blonde Joke

I reckon blonde jokes would definitely fit the stupid jokes category.

A blond lived on a farm. Knowing that she didn’t get many visitors decided to pop in. When I got there, she was standing stiff as a board, in the middle of the cow paddock. I yelled out to her and asked what the heck she was doing standing out there all still and straight.

She replied that she was trying to win a Nobel Peace Prize. I said, “OK, that’s great, but what exactly are you doing in the paddock?”

She replied, “I was reading the newspaper which said all you had to do to win the Nobel Peace prize was to be outstanding in your field.”

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