LOL Helicopter Ride Joke

I think you’re going to like this week’s LOL helicopter ride joke. It’s the first time I’ve featured a LOL helicopter ride joke in my heaps of jokes category. It’s one of those jokes whose ending is so unexpected it has you in stitches.

Funny As LOL Helicopter Ride Joke

Walter takes his wife Ethel to the state fair every year, and every time he’d say to her, “Ethel, you know how much I’d love to go for a ride in that helicopter.” But Ethel would always reply, “I know that Walter, but that helicopter ride is 50 dollars and 50 dollars is 50 dollars.”

One year, they go to the fair, and Walter says to Ethel, “Ethel, I’m 87 years old now. If I don’t ride that helicopter this year, I may never get another chance.” But again, Ethel replies, “Walter, you know it will cost 50 dollars, and 50 dollars is 50 dollars.”

This time the helicopter pilot overheard the couple’s conversation and said, “Listen, folks, I’ll make a deal with you. I’ll take both of you for a ride; if you can both stay quiet for the entire ride and not say a word I won’t charge you! But if you say just one word, it’s 50 dollars.”

Walter and Ethel agreed and up they went in the helicopter. The pilot performed all kinds of fancy moves and tricks, but neither Walter or Ethel said a word. The pilot did his death-defying tricks over and over again. But no matter what he tried, he didn’t hear a peep from his passengers. When they finally landed, the pilot turned to Walter and said, “Wow! I’ve got to hand it to you. I did everything I could to get you to scream or shout out, but you didn’t. I’m impressed!”

Walter replied, “Well, to be honest, I almost said something when Ethel fell out but, you know, 50 dollars is 50 dollars!”