It’s been a while since my last Heaps Of Jokes post, so I thought I should pull my finger out and do one. As I’ve just uploaded my latest YouTube video about a Lazy Husband Joke, I thought I would make this post about Funny husband humour.
Funny Husband Humour That Makes You Laugh
To keep in line with my funny lazy husband joke the first of my funny husband humour is about another lazy husband. This particular husband doesn’t even realise what a lazy so and so he is. He actually believes he is a great husband. So much so that he messages his friends about how to treat their wives properly. The message begins with the following heading
LOOK AFTER YOUR WIFE
A couple of weeks ago, I was sitting on the patio, relaxing, drinking beer and watching my beautiful wife mow the lawn.
Gladys from next door saw what was happeing and was so upset that she came over and yelled at me, “You lazy prick! Sitting there drinking beer while your poor wife pushes that ancient lawn mower around! Get up off your fat arse and give her a break !”
I thought to myself, ‘Shit woman!’ Took another swig from my stubby, wiped the cold foam from my lips, lifted my sunnies, stared directly at this nosey cow and told her in no uncertain terms to sod off and mind her own business. I told her my wife had green fingers and that she really enjoyed gardening.
A little later on I felt pretty bad, so I went out and bought her a ride-on mower to show my sensitive side. I’m really proud of the deal I got and also very proud that my wife can now sit down while mowing the lawn. Yes
I’ve attached a picture below. I hope it comes through OK.
Finally, here is a meme of a husband who tried to re-marry his ex wife.
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